Monday 21 July 2014

FELICITATION (by de’fault’)


FELICITATION (by de’fault’)


There was this 3–day festival organized by Prajapita ‘BRAHMAKUMARIS’ at the Besant Nagar Community Hall on 27,28, & 29th of June. You surely know about the movement spread over several cities of India and abroad. I really appreciate the dedicated works being done by them for the past so many years. This three-day program was aimed at self-realisation, acquiring better perception of God, so also, creating awareness of noble deeds, feeling their effects etc., according to the organizers. The target audience were women, members belonging to the Art fraternity, inmates of old age homes, destitutes, students, police personnel etc. This blog is not intended to propagate the movement, anyway.
I attended on the first day, primarily to listen to Gayatri Girish singing. I never had any idea about what was in store for me that evening. At the entrance were a few ladies offering rose flower, applying ‘tilak’ on your forehead, etc. Typical. One of the organizers was verifying a big list of ‘special invitees’, and wanted me to identify my name there. Politely I told her that I was a very ordinary person and there was nothing special about me; and that she was not likely to find my name in the list…. After passing thro’ the various stalls they had put up, mainly on spiritual material (which, incidentally was Latin and Hebrew to me), I settled on a comfortable chair close to the pedestal fan. The evening was sultry, alright. I could see several music maestros among the crowd, belonging to older as well as younger generation. Some faces were very familiar, but I could not readily recollect the names. They were from all over Tamil Nadu.
The concert by GG, though for a brief 45 minutes, was a treat. Then the function proper began. Owing to paucity of space on the dais, only the likes of the Dhananjayans, Bombay sisters, Dr. Sirkazhi Sivachidambaram, and the chief of BK’s Adyar wing could be accommodated on the stage. After the speeches, the main artistes were ‘felicitated’ with mementos, ‘ponnadai’ and a sandal garland. Thereafter, the BK volunteers went round the audience and started offering ponnadais of different colours, and the garland. The lady seated next to me, asked me to go the front row and receive the ponnadai. May be she had recognized the ‘artistic’ glow on my face. But I told her, ‘Thank you Madam’ (I too was a ‘performer’ anyway, though that can at best be categorized in the ‘Thenga Moodi’ genre – I am referring to the concerts (?) I had given at our Pillayar temple on the occasion of the Pillayar Chathurthi, for two years.) For the benefit of non-believers, you may search on the You Tube for ‘harshan47’ and can have the pleasure or pain of watching the three videos I had uploaded years back.

I was watching with keen interest the many artists being grabbed and garbed with the silk shawl. Then, suddenly just like a bolt from the blue, the unexpected happened. One of the organizer ladies thrust a shawl (ponnadai) on me, and another, the sandal garland. Before I could say, ‘yeh kyaa ho rahaa hai’ it was all over. The ladies  had disappeared with mission completed“Third time lucky”– I told myself.

“Yaar Anand bhai, tu tho bade bhagyavaan ho… shayad tere chehre pe likhaa hai kee tu sach much ek mash hoor ‘kalaakar’ ho–abhee nahee tho, pichle janam mein…! Lagthaa hai, tere liye vaakeyee acha din aa hee gayaa….”
Probably, my ‘shakal’ matched with someone who was to be felicitated that day…. They say there are 7 lookalikes in the world – may be two of them happen to be in Adyar area.  
So, I silently put on the salve, and garland, as instructed by the compeer. But what followed next was something which I had never bargained for. About 100 artists lined up before the stage to receive the memento from the chief guest. So far, so good. But every time an artiste entered the stage, the compeer would call out his / her name and announce their qualification, like “Kalai Maamani”, “Aasthana Vidwan / Vidushi at such and such place, etc. etc., Everyone had some title or other to their credit.
‘Well, It is going to be now or never… Think fast, bhaiyaa, think fast’, I told myself. And it was then, it was at that precise moment, that I decided that it’s time I should take a break – not a short one but something long. And I sneaked out, wading thro’ the crowd, acknowledging the wavings of ‘rasikas’, murmuring something like “ I am already late for today’s kutchery, or something to that effect……”
And here I am, just a ‘nobody’ who was suddenly elevated to the status of ‘Somebody’. ‘Anybody’ could have raised an objection, but ‘Nobody’ did (or didn’t want to?). If Somebody from the organizers saw me fleeing, he or she would have wondered why Nobody realized the mistaken identity. Anybody could have corrected the mistake, but Nobody did.          
(Courtesy: Story of 4 persons in an organization (or, in any organization, for that matter). ‘Somebody’, the boss entrusts ‘Everybody’ with an important urgent assignment, a quote or something. ‘Anybody’ could have done it, but ‘Nobody’ does it. The job is not done, and the company loses a plump order from a prestigious oversees client. ‘Somebody’ is furious, because it is ‘Everybody’s job, but ‘Nobody’ does it under some excuse or other. Finally, it ends up with Everybody blaming Somebody, whereas actually Nobody takes any action against Anybody…)


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No ‘tail piece this time. But the next blog itself will be, well, on a ‘Tale’. You have heard about the ‘Tale of two cities’, right? I have this story about the ‘Tale of two toilets’ – I assure you, it won’t stink……

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