Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To err is human; to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else..
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich... which never works.
If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? - the bus is still late.
After a long wait for Bus No.20, two buses will always pull in together & the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster, and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions..
WITH LUV
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